Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young man, Justin Tran, was heading to the gym in…
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Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Pentagon, folks. It seems that former Air Force…
Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies
Well, folks, it looks like Gen. Dan Caine, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, is trying to find a way…
Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Concerns are mounting about the wellbeing of an American detained in…
Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest intel on Vladimir Putin, and let me tell you, it’s…
Friends to island where teen vanished because that worked so well
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Nolan Wells, the 18-year-old who died on a…
Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Hillary Clinton’s latest comments on President Trump’s White House decor, and I…
Kamala Harris Gently Reminds Joe Biden He’s Not That Old
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris, who thinks Joe Biden had too much faith in Republicans. She’s…
Ford Gambles Big On dirt Cheap Electric Pickup Luxury
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ford is coming out with a new electric pickup truck called…
US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US expeditioner in Antarctica who was rescued last month in a…