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Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lincoln Reflecting Pool renovation, and folks, it’s a mess. The Trump administration…

White House site now features fun immigrant detention simulators
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White House site now features fun immigrant detention simulators

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo
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Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Maria Bartiromo’s sudden departure from Fox News, and I’ve got to say,…

ICE Agent Charged With Lying About Shooting Foreigner Because That’s Normal
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ICE Agent Charged With Lying About Shooting Foreigner Because That’s Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this ICE agent, Christian Castro, who’s been federally charged with lying about…

McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently
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McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Mitch McConnell’s health issues, and I have to say, it’s a bit…

Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The rise in bond yields is a global phenomenon, and it’s…

CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs
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CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out on Friday morning, and…

America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently
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America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new $1 coins featuring President Donald Trump, and I have to…

Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
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Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…

Minneapolis Shooting Leaves Multiple Victims Including Two Police Officers Apparently
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Minneapolis Shooting Leaves Multiple Victims Including Two Police Officers Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mass shooting in downtown Minneapolis has left at least seven…

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