Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…
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Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Trump adviser Michael Flynn has reached another settlement with the…
Politician’s Past Statements Haunt Him Again Somehow
Hey there, folks! I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Michigan Democratic Senate front-runner Abdul El-Sayed, who’s been facing criticism…
Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…
Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…
Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…
DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…
Tiny plane takes unplanned swim in East River
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made a hard landing in the East River between…
Firework Adds Excitement to Otherwise Mundane Chicago Landing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta Air Lines flight that was apparently struck by fireworks as…
Woman Rows Really Far Across Ocean Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Kelsey Pfendler’s record-breaking journey from California to Hawaii. This lady is a…