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Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump secretly switched planes before departing Turkey last month…

Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the release of American Robert Gilman from Russian detention, and I have…

Fed Keeps Everyone Guessing Because That’s Their Job Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fed Keeps Everyone Guessing Because That’s Their Job Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is set to meet next month, and the…

Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle…

Trump To Revolutionize Medicine With Fewer Shots For Kids Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump To Revolutionize Medicine With Fewer Shots For Kids Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, it’s a doozy. According to a…

Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

With less than three months until Election Day, the general election fight for control of the US Senate is in…

Alaska Airlines Passengers Just Want To Land Already Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Alaska Airlines Passengers Just Want To Land Already Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Alaska Airlines flight that was forced to delay its departure from…

Abuser Accused Rep Still Running Because Why Not Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Abuser Accused Rep Still Running Because Why Not Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Max Miller is still in the running for his seat…

Prosecution’s Star Witness Also Happens To Be On Trial Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Prosecution’s Star Witness Also Happens To Be On Trial Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tupac Shakur murder case, and folks, I almost…

GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own
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GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polling numbers, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

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