Capitol Police Bust Guy Who Clearly Didn’t Get the Memo
Folks, I was sipping my coffee and scrolling through CNN when I came across this story about a guy getting…
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ICE Comes to Maine, Brings Deadly Efficiency to Local Law Enforcement
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, folks, and it seems like we’ve got another incident involving…
ICE Sends Community Outreach Program to Maine with Bullets Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another incident involving ICE, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…
Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Senator Lindsey Graham, who once told Donald Trump…
Mitch McConnell Takes a Tumble and a Hospital Trip Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Mitch McConnell’s latest health update. According to CNN, the Republican Senator…
Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal government is finally taking steps to limit large investors’…
US Military’s Ammo Stash Apparently Spent On Birthday Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to say,…
Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just saw that US Sen. Lindsey Graham, a Republican…
Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democrats are apparently reaching DEFCON 1 levels of alarm about President…
Companies Desperately Chase Influencers For Relevance
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a thing called the “CPAP Baddies” – a group…