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Ford Gambles Big On dirt Cheap Electric Pickup Luxury
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Ford Gambles Big On dirt Cheap Electric Pickup Luxury

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ford is coming out with a new electric pickup truck called…

US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities
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US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US expeditioner in Antarctica who was rescued last month in a…

Senate Republicans Suddenly Care About Something
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Senate Republicans Suddenly Care About Something

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding GOP Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell…

Arsonist Achieves Impressive Wildfire Streak
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Arsonist Achieves Impressive Wildfire Streak

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the wildfires in Washington state, and I just can’t believe what…

Teens Too Cool for Summer Jobs Apparently
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Teens Too Cool for Summer Jobs Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is coming out on Friday, and economists…

Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently
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Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Geoffrey Hinton, the “godfather of AI,” is warning us that the…

Trump’s Helicopter Needs Investigation Because Of Course It Does
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Trump’s Helicopter Needs Investigation Because Of Course It Does

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a safety incident involving President Donald Trump’s helicopter, Marine One, and another…

Corporate Giants Get to Spend Millions Fighting Each Other
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Corporate Giants Get to Spend Millions Fighting Each Other

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A federal judge has set a…

Trump’s Golf Game Interrupted by Armed Fanboys Again Apparently
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Trump’s Golf Game Interrupted by Armed Fanboys Again Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an armed man who was arrested outside Trump National Golf Club in…

White House Helipad Gets Downgraded to Drone Landing Strip
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White House Helipad Gets Downgraded to Drone Landing Strip

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest updates on President Trump’s helipad project on the White House South…

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