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Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…

DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…

Tiny plane takes unplanned swim in East River
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tiny plane takes unplanned swim in East River

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made a hard landing in the East River between…

Firework Adds Excitement to Otherwise Mundane Chicago Landing
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Firework Adds Excitement to Otherwise Mundane Chicago Landing

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta Air Lines flight that was apparently struck by fireworks as…

Woman Rows Really Far Across Ocean Apparently
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Woman Rows Really Far Across Ocean Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Kelsey Pfendler’s record-breaking journey from California to Hawaii. This lady is a…

South Park Owners Sued Over Restaurant Working Conditions Apparently Not Funny
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South Park Owners Sued Over Restaurant Working Conditions Apparently Not Funny

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that actress Brooke Shields made a reservation…

Nation Somehow Still Intact After 250 Years
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Nation Somehow Still Intact After 250 Years

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 4th of July celebrations, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…

CNN somehow not banned from Iran yet covers Khamenei mourning
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CNN somehow not banned from Iran yet covers Khamenei mourning

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Tehran, where Iranians are gathering for the funeral…

Nation Finally Over Quarter Life Crisis
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Nation Finally Over Quarter Life Crisis

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the extreme heat wave in the eastern US, and folks, I almost spilled…

Britain Finds Out It’s Been Dumped By America Via Messenger
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Britain Finds Out It’s Been Dumped By America Via Messenger

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the 250th anniversary of America’s independence from Britain, and I’m thinking,…

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