Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest celebrity news, and it seems like Taylor Swift has finally…
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Trump Autographs Currency Because Humility Is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Mexico and South Korea’s Adorable World Cup Bromance Lives On
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the unlikely friendship between Mexican and Korean World Cup fans, and…
Iran Loses Guy In Charge Forever Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the weeklong funeral for Iran’s former Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, and…
Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library, and I have to say, it…
CNN: Trump’s AI Makeover Because Founders Needed A Digital Facelift
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration’s efforts to commemorate the semiquincentennial…
Nation’s Birthday Now Sponsored By Ego and Explosions
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is gearing up for a record-breaking fireworks…
US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US, Israel, and Iran, and folks, it’s a…
Reflecting Pool Gets Annual Muck Removal Because Nature
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall, and folks,…
Democrats Somehow Manage To Show Up And Vote This Time Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to CNN, this year’s primary turnout is showing that Democrats…