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Trump’s Transparently Not Corrupt Stock Trades Totally Coincide With Iran War
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Transparently Not Corrupt Stock Trades Totally Coincide With Iran War

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest stock transactions, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Thrill Seekers Trade Roller Coaster for Hospital Bed
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Thrill Seekers Trade Roller Coaster for Hospital Bed

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest roller coaster debacle, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

American Airlines Plane Has Typical Tuesday at O’Hare
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

American Airlines Plane Has Typical Tuesday at O’Hare

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport is having a bit of a rough month. I mean, who…

ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has declined to intervene in a politically sensitive…

Bryan Kohberger Gets Two Whole Hearings to Maybe Not Be Guilty
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bryan Kohberger Gets Two Whole Hearings to Maybe Not Be Guilty

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bryan Kohberger, the guy who pleaded guilty to stabbing four University…

Trump Gifts Saudis Nuclear Deal With Enrichment Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Gifts Saudis Nuclear Deal With Enrichment Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has sent a nuclear cooperation agreement with Saudi…

Billionaire Begs to Not Be Replaced by Robots Yet
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Billionaire Begs to Not Be Replaced by Robots Yet

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bill Gates’ latest warnings on AI, and folks, it’s a doozy. He’s arguing…

China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest news from CNN. Apparently, US officials…

Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest news from Alaska, where it seems we’ve got a real…

Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Secret Service, and let me tell you,…

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