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Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still considering arresting Israeli…

ICE Officer Shooter Had Preexisting Brain Damage Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Officer Shooter Had Preexisting Brain Damage Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer named David Brouillette, who…

Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has tentatively agreed to allow Saudi Arabia to…

America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…

Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…

ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like there was quite the scene at Harry…

Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s latest move to lease computing capacity to Anthropic, and I have…

Trump Finds Perfect Candidate In Completely Unknown Person
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Finds Perfect Candidate In Completely Unknown Person

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump urging Sen. Darline Graham, the younger sister of…

Bonta Doesn’t Think CNN Fix Will Magic Away Lawsuit Troubles Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bonta Doesn’t Think CNN Fix Will Magic Away Lawsuit Troubles Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 12-state coalition, led by California Attorney General Rob Bonta, is…

Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Taco Bell, the shining star of the fast-food business, is dealing…

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