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Nike Gets Kicked Again By Mbappé
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nike Gets Kicked Again By Mbappé

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about French football star Kylian Mbappé, who’s just signed a new sponsorship deal…

Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is claiming he’s “banning” CNN, MS NOW, and…

Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, this trial is going to be a wild ride. Opening statements are set to begin…

US Military Brings Drones to South America Because That Always Ends Well
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Military Brings Drones to South America Because That Always Ends Well

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military is planning to send some of its MQ-9…

White House suddenly remembers vetting process exists
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House suddenly remembers vetting process exists

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, it looks like the White House is pulling the plug on Lance Schroyer’s nomination to lead Immigration and Customs…

Trump Casually Uses Presidency For Personal Gain Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Casually Uses Presidency For Personal Gain Now

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s transactionalism is getting more and more brazen by the…

Kennedy Center Closure Looms Because Bureaucracy Happens
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kennedy Center Closure Looms Because Bureaucracy Happens

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, one of the most iconic performing arts centers…

Feds Get Paid $9.5 Billion to Chill in 2025
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds Get Paid $9.5 Billion to Chill in 2025

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration spent a whopping $9.5 billion on paid administrative…

Congress Reins In Trump, Again, Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Congress Reins In Trump, Again, Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The House has voted to approve a measure that would require President Donald Trump to end his war with Iran,…

LA Traffic Gets a Little Too Creative
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

LA Traffic Gets a Little Too Creative

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A news helicopter crashed in a commercial area of a Los…

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