Democrats Privately Freaking Out About Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate Chances
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic candidate for the Michigan Senate, is predicting…
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Trump Clarifies Iran Nuke Threat With gibberish
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time, he’s…
American Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing Due To Broken Toilets
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American Airlines flight from Madrid to Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport…
Delta Plane Just Bumps Into Another One Because Who Needs Space
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a bit of a mishap at Los Angeles International Airport, where a…
Billionaire David Ellison bravely defends CNN’s right to criticize Trump
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about David Ellison, the new owner of CNN, and I have to say,…
Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures
The Emmy Awards are making a big move, folks, and I’m not just talking about the outfits on the red…
Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Televangelist Jim Bakker, the infamous face of the PTL Club,…
Media Outlets Beg Judge Not to Cancel Their Press Passes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is at it again, trying to ban CNN,…
Texas Senate candidate James Talarico somehow still needs your questions
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this town hall meeting with James Talarico, and I’ve got to say,…
Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is going all out to use taxpayer money…