Trump Admin Generously Offers Asylum Seekers Free Trip Home
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and I have to say,…
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Trump Still Fabricating Facts About Canada Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, attacking Canada with claims…
CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this news story. It seems CIA Director John Ratcliffe…
Air Force Officer Charged For Daring To Criticize Dear Leader
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this US airman, Maj. Jason Watson, who’s been making headlines for all the…
Trump Wins Right To Make Voting Slightly More Annoying
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Trump Gets Green Light to Mess with Mail Ballots Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just made a ruling that’s got everyone talking.…
Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security’s decision to pull additional federal agents…
Brain-Eating Amoeba Wins Again In Louisiana Lake Tragedy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An 8-year-old girl, Lillian Smart, has died after contracting a rare…
California Bails on Paramount Meeting Amid WBD Takeover Drama
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between California’s attorney general and Paramount, and I have…
US Army Helicopters Falling From Sky At Record Pace Somehow Still On Budget
The US Army’s Apache helicopters are having a rough year, folks. According to a CNN analysis, these helicopters are crashing…