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Gaming’s Biggest Cash Grabs Unveiled at gamescom 2026
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Gaming’s Biggest Cash Grabs Unveiled at gamescom 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

The gamescom 2026 recap: where executives’ dreams come to life, and so do our wallets. Amidst the chaos of Germany’s…

Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat
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Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. British provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who built his career on…

Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits
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Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

It’s time to dive into the wonderful world of Star Wars, where the Sequel era has been getting a bad…

Trump Needs Help With Party Planning Now
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Trump Needs Help With Party Planning Now

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is asking the Supreme Court to allow him…

Marvel Cashes In Before Avengers: Doomsday with Five More MCU Films
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Marvel Cashes In Before Avengers: Doomsday with Five More MCU Films

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is at it again, and I’m not just talking about the inevitable onslaught of merchandise and…

White House Gets New Front Door Because Security Was Too Easy
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White House Gets New Front Door Because Security Was Too Easy

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is getting a security upgrade, and I’m not…

NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely
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NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Midtown Manhattan, where a high-rise building’s structural columns buckled,…

NYC High-Rise Buckles Because Who Needs Structural Integrity Anyway
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NYC High-Rise Buckles Because Who Needs Structural Integrity Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story of a Midtown Manhattan high-rise that’s got everyone on…

Tomb Raider Turns 30 And Still Somehow Manages To Not Completely Fall Apart
The Tomb Raider Franchise: A Hot Mess of Reboots and Remakes 🤯
Breaking, Games News

Tomb Raider Turns 30 And Still Somehow Manages To Not Completely Fall Apart

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

It’s been 30 years since Lara Croft first burst onto the scene, and what a wild ride it’s been 🎢.…

Valentine’s Day Co-Op Games For Couples—Because Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like Arguing Over Who’s Holding the Controller
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Valentine’s Day Co-Op Games For Couples—Because Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like Arguing Over Who’s Holding the Controller

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 14, 2026February 14, 2026

Valentine’s Day is coming up, and you’re panicking because you haven’t planned anything special for your significant other. Don’t worry,…

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