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Godzilla finally does stand-up after destroying Tokyo and somehow still gets a better reception than your uncle at karaoke
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Godzilla finally does stand-up after destroying Tokyo and somehow still gets a better reception than your uncle at karaoke

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

Three comedy gods descend from their thrones at Laugh Factory, Zanies, and wherever else they perform, to grace mere mortals…

New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)
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New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

‘Tis the season for brand new Christmas movies, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough yet. 🎄 As we plunge headfirst…

Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)
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Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Robert Smith Summons the Ghosts of Alternative Rock Past for Teenage Cancer Trust Extravaganza – Because Apparently, the ’90s Never…

Brian Walshe’s Day 1 Murder Trial: A Comedy of Errors According to CNN
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Brian Walshe’s Day 1 Murder Trial: A Comedy of Errors According to CNN

Big ElephantDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, pushing their liberal agenda with this Ana Walshe murder trial! Are we really supposed…

Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar
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Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

**Che Durena, a Haitian-Canadian comedian, will grace The Comedy Bar!**🤣 Prepare for 2-item minimums, first-come seating, and ID checks! No…

Butte Film Fest 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Butte Film Fest 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The 3rd Annual Butte Film Festival (BUFF) is hitting Meriam Park Barn, Chico, CA, Dec 6–7, 2025!** 🎬…

Jason Vest: Mr Irrelevant Gets a Day Named After Him
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Jason Vest: Mr Irrelevant Gets a Day Named After Him

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

2-Item Minimum! 🙄 Jason Vest, boot-to-mic guy, is invading The Comedy Bar!😱 He’s got almost 200K bots, 3 Kill Tony…

Egg Harbor: Get Ready to Chuckle (or Cringe)
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Egg Harbor: Get Ready to Chuckle (or Cringe)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**Richy Leis (as seen on… who cares? 🤷‍♀️) hosts a Thanksgiving Comedy Showcase in Egg Harbor Township! 🦃🤣 Get ready…

Holy Hilarity: Church’s Comedy Catastrophe
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Holy Hilarity: Church’s Comedy Catastrophe

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**Behold! The Clown Church Variety Show! 🤡 On November 30, 2025, at 8:00 PM (Central Time), Brick becomes a circus!…

Williamsville’s Piano Fight Night: Prepare for Dischord
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Williamsville’s Piano Fight Night: Prepare for Dischord

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Dueling Pianos at Santora’s? 🎹 Dinner (steak🥩, salmon🍣, or chicken🐔 – they’ll ASK you!), 🍹🍹 2 cocktails, and…

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