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Jamie Lever’s Gonna Lever-age Your Funny Bone or Something
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Jamie Lever’s Gonna Lever-age Your Funny Bone or Something

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2025

**OMG!🙄 Get ready for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 17, 2025, in San Jose!🤣 Jamie, daughter of Jhonny (one…

Trump’s master plan gets schooled by Powell: A CNN Comedy Special
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Trump’s master plan gets schooled by Powell: A CNN Comedy Special

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Failing CNN to make our Glorious President Trump look bad. They’re clutching at…

The Fantastic Four’s First Steps: A Glorified Photo Op at Toronto’s Illuminarium (Free Swag Not Included)
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The Fantastic Four’s First Steps: A Glorified Photo Op at Toronto’s Illuminarium (Free Swag Not Included)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Alright, Marvel Zombies, brace yourselves! 🤪 Marvel Studios Canada, bless their maple-syrup-infused hearts, is throwing a “free” (as if anything’s…

Chevron Triumphs in Hilarious Legal Showdown with Exxon for Hess: A Corporate Comedy in Three Acts
Elephant Reads CNN

Chevron Triumphs in Hilarious Legal Showdown with Exxon for Hess: A Corporate Comedy in Three Acts

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Chevron’s $53 billion acquisition of Hess has prevailed, which means more American energy independence, despite the deep state’s machinations. Chevron,…

Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account
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Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks! 👵 CBS, in a move that’s clearly not suspicious at all 🙄, is yanking…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 17, 2025

**OMG!🤡 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Johnny Lever, is gracing San Jose with her comedic “genius” on August 30, 2025!**…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Jhonny Lever, is gracing The Space at Westbury, NY, on August 30, 2025,…

Night at the Museum: More Like Day of the Same Old Crud
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Night at the Museum: More Like Day of the Same Old Crud

FinnJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, great, another reboot! 🙄 Because Hollywood is just overflowing with original ideas, right? 20th Century Studios is apparently so…

SpongeBob’s Back, Still Square, Still Pants-Obsessed, Who Cares
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SpongeBob’s Back, Still Square, Still Pants-Obsessed, Who Cares

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

SpongeBob, that porous yellow menace, is, like, totally a sponge, duh 🙄. Which means he’s basically immortal. Try killing a…

Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors
Elephant Reads CNN

Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine that the Trump…

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