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Tag: Comics

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? 🙄 It’s supposed…

Bedrock City Comic Con: Where the Flintstones Meet Furries
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Bedrock City Comic Con: Where the Flintstones Meet Furries

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**Yabba Dabba Doo! 🤪 Bedrock City Comic Con, the BEST (or only?) Houston comic gathering, is coming Oct 4-5, 2025!…

Boardwalk Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Boardwalk Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Boardwalk Comic Con 2025 at Myrtle Beach Convention Center is THE place to be! 🏖️ Comics, toys, cosplay…

‘Avengers: Doomsday’: More Spoilers Than You Can Shake a Stick At
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‘Avengers: Doomsday’: More Spoilers Than You Can Shake a Stick At

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Marvel just dropped the lamest plot synopsis EVER for Avengers: Doomsday. Are you ready for this earth-shattering revelation?…

Oh great, MORE Darkness!
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Oh great, MORE Darkness!

FinnSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh great, The Darkness is back 🙄. Yes, that iconic, long-running (and by “long-running” we mean “milked dry”) series is…

“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”
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“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”

FinnSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the revelation of the *most important* Batman scene EVER! 🙄 You thought it was the death…

Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
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Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently

FinnSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…

“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?
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“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?

FinnSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! 🙄 A LIGHT…

Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! 🤪 Riot Comedy Club is THE place for epic date nights or meeting new peeps!…

PAX West 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for the MTG Spider-Man Crossover No One Asked For
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PAX West 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for the MTG Spider-Man Crossover No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

OMG!😱 Wizards of the Coast, desperate for relevance, teamed up with…SPIDER-MAN?🕸️🤮 Yeah, you heard right! At PAX West 2025, they…

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