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All You Need Is Kill: Prepare to Have Your Mind Numbed by Another Anime Adaptation of That Novel That Inspired Edge of Tomorrow
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All You Need Is Kill: Prepare to Have Your Mind Numbed by Another Anime Adaptation of That Novel That Inspired Edge of Tomorrow

FinnOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

So, Hiroshi Sakurazaka, bless his weeaboo heart, wrote this thing called All You Need Is Kill. And because Hollywood is…

Invincible Season 4 Teaser: Yawn, Another One
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Invincible Season 4 Teaser: Yawn, Another One

FinnOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 Prime Video, in their infinite wisdom, graced us with a “teaser” trailer for…

Deadpool Almost Ruined the ‘Peacemaker’ Finale
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Deadpool Almost Ruined the ‘Peacemaker’ Finale

FinnOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

🤡OMG! You won’t BELIEVE how close we were to seeing Deadpool RUIN Peacemaker Season 2! 🤣 Like, seriously, James Gunn…

Gameacon: Where Gamers and Coachella Meet (and Probably Regret It)
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Gameacon: Where Gamers and Coachella Meet (and Probably Regret It)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**GameAcon Coachella Valley 2025!** 🤡 Oct 11–12, The Shops at Palm Desert. Prepare for mega cringe! Cosplay contests🎭, celeb guests🎤…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? 🙄 It’s supposed…

Bedrock City Comic Con: Where the Flintstones Meet Furries
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Bedrock City Comic Con: Where the Flintstones Meet Furries

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**Yabba Dabba Doo! 🤪 Bedrock City Comic Con, the BEST (or only?) Houston comic gathering, is coming Oct 4-5, 2025!…

Boardwalk Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Boardwalk Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Boardwalk Comic Con 2025 at Myrtle Beach Convention Center is THE place to be! 🏖️ Comics, toys, cosplay…

‘Avengers: Doomsday’: More Spoilers Than You Can Shake a Stick At
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‘Avengers: Doomsday’: More Spoilers Than You Can Shake a Stick At

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Marvel just dropped the lamest plot synopsis EVER for Avengers: Doomsday. Are you ready for this earth-shattering revelation?…

Oh great, MORE Darkness!
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Oh great, MORE Darkness!

FinnSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh great, The Darkness is back 🙄. Yes, that iconic, long-running (and by “long-running” we mean “milked dry”) series is…

“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”
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“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”

FinnSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the revelation of the *most important* Batman scene EVER! 🙄 You thought it was the death…

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