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West Virginia’s 12th Annual Nerd Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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West Virginia’s 12th Annual Nerd Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 3, 2025

OMG! WVPopCon is BACK at Mylan Park, Morgantown, August 23-24 2025, 10 AM! ๐Ÿคฃ Prepare for artists, comics, cosplay fails,…

The Fantastic Flop: Deleted Scenes and Cameos They Prayed You’d Never See
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The Fantastic Flop: Deleted Scenes and Cameos They Prayed You’d Never See

FinnAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

๐Ÿ˜‚ Oh, sweet summer child, you think you’re getting a serious article? Think again! The Fantastic Four: First Steps, or…

MCU’s X-Men: Now With 90% More Teen Angst, Says Guy Who Should Know
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MCU’s X-Men: Now With 90% More Teen Angst, Says Guy Who Should Know

FinnJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Kevin “The Manipulator” Feige has spoken! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ And guess what? He’s got *another* X-Men movie…

Marvel Knew Kang Was a Joke Before ‘Quantumania’ Even Hit Theaters
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Marvel Knew Kang Was a Joke Before ‘Quantumania’ Even Hit Theaters

FinnJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Okay, so remember when Marvel Studios acted like they had a CLUE what they were doing in the early MCU…

Dreddful News: Taika Watiti’s Making Another Movie (Pray It’s Not Another Ragnarok)
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Dreddful News: Taika Watiti’s Making Another Movie (Pray It’s Not Another Ragnarok)

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, great, ๐Ÿ™„ Taika Waititi, the guy who admitted he only did Thor: Ragnarok because he was broke ๐Ÿคฃ and…

DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST
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DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

DEMON HUNTER, those paragons ofโ€ฆ something, are bravely embarking on a U.S. tour this late summer/early fall. Prepare yourselves (or…

Lucca Comics Invades Expo 2025: Prepare for Pasta-Fueled Manga Mayhem
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Lucca Comics Invades Expo 2025: Prepare for Pasta-Fueled Manga Mayhem

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, sweet ravioli! ๐Ÿ Lucca Comics & Games, that yearly pilgrimage for basement-dwelling nerds and aspiring manga artists, has somehow…

‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself
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‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself

FinnJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

The following garbage fire of text and video will contain spoilers for James Gunnโ€™s Superman (allegedly). If you want the…

James Gunn Thinks Superman Needs a Green Card
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James Gunn Thinks Superman Needs a Green Card

FinnJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, honey, hold my kale smoothie. James Gunn, bless his heart, thinks his new *Superman* movie is about “basic human…

Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild
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Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…

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