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Inflation Gauge Takes Brief Summer Vacation From Ruining Everything
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Inflation Gauge Takes Brief Summer Vacation From Ruining Everything

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Inflation is down, but don’t get too excited, it’s likely just…

EBay’s Unique Customer Service Includes Free Cockroaches For Some Users
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EBay’s Unique Customer Service Includes Free Cockroaches For Some Users

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. EBay and three of its former top executives have agreed to…

Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing
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Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The seashell threats case against former FBI Director James Comey is…

Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trade war is back, and it’s getting uglier by the…

Iran Blocks the Strait So Neighbors Take the Scenic Route
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Iran Blocks the Strait So Neighbors Take the Scenic Route

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brett McGurk, a CNN global affairs analyst, is saying that the…

Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
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Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…

Trump’s Iran Plan Apparently Involves Making Things Worse Quickly
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Trump’s Iran Plan Apparently Involves Making Things Worse Quickly

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the situation with Iran is getting more complicated…

EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams
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EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that electric vehicle sales in the US aren’t exactly…

Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest retail sales numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a…

US Slaps Brazil with Tariffs Because Fairness Matters Apparently
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US Slaps Brazil with Tariffs Because Fairness Matters Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest trade drama between the US and Brazil. It seems the…

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