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Trump’s Iran Plan Apparently Involves Making Things Worse Quickly
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Trump’s Iran Plan Apparently Involves Making Things Worse Quickly

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the situation with Iran is getting more complicated…

EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams
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EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that electric vehicle sales in the US aren’t exactly…

Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow
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Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest retail sales numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a…

US Slaps Brazil with Tariffs Because Fairness Matters Apparently
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US Slaps Brazil with Tariffs Because Fairness Matters Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest trade drama between the US and Brazil. It seems the…

Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway
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Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SK Hynix, a company that’s apparently making waves in the tech world. This…

Stunning Another Generic Epic Made To Separate You From Money
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Stunning Another Generic Epic Made To Separate You From Money

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Remember when Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey was going to “skip social media influencer screenings” and go straight to professional critics?…

Big Gov frees super smart AI thingy from Anthropic now
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Big Gov frees super smart AI thingy from Anthropic now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US government lifting export controls on Anthropic’s most advanced AI models,…

Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now
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Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the US government allowing Anthropic to release its powerful Mythos model…

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