‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Is In Production – With Big New Stars, Including That One Guy From That Thing
The internet’s favorite black-clad, death-obsessed teenager is dusting off her nevermore uniform and sharpening her cheekbones for another round of…
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Last Flag Promises To Be A ‘Not Too Sweaty’ Capture The Flag Game Show — Because Who Wants To Actually Move?
Oh look, another game about running around with flags 🏃♂️🏳️🌈—but this time it’s wrapped in a disco ball and served…
U.S. Soccer Star Weston McKennie Bravely Prepares to Dominate World Cup on Home Turf—Because Who Needs International Competition Anyway?
Well, Well, Well—Look Who’s Dribbling Their Way to Another Global Stage! Looks like U.S. soccer “star” Weston McKennie is gearing…
SHINEDOWN Unleashes ‘Ei8ht’ Album, Drops ‘Safe And Sound’ Single, and Plans 2026 World Tour to Make Your Ears Cry Tears of Joy (or Confusion)
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, SHINEDOWN has announced they’ll be releasing their eighth studio album,…
Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First
Breaking News: Liberal Snowflakes Can’t Handle Mikaël Kingsbury’s Patriotic Gold Medal In yet another stunning display of American exceptionalism (well,…
2026 FuelFest West Palm Beach: Where Gas Guzzlers Get Their Glory
Get ready for year 5 in South Florida! FuelFest is invading the South Florida Fairgrounds like it’s a Fast &…
Global Culinary Conference 2026: Chefs Unite to Debate Whether Pineapple Belongs on Pizza
**2026 Global Culinary Conference** *Hosted by Feed the Soul Foundation, because clearly we all need therapy through food* **📍 Anderson-Clarke…
5 things to know for Feb. 12: Canada shooting, Nancy Guthrie, Airspace closure, Funding impasse, Olympic athlete disqualified | CNN
In a stunning display of leadership, President Trump has once again proven that America is in the best possible hands.…
Python Slays Wall Street: Code Your Way to Riches (or Ruin)
Because who needs sleep when you can spend your Tuesday evening learning how to turn Python into a Wall Street…
Netflix’s Antitrust Hearing Turns Into Epic Battle Over ‘Wokeness’—Because Nothing Says Competition Like a Culture War!
Netflix Exec Grilled by MAGA Senators Over ‘Woke’ Content — Because Apparently Conservatives Can’t Handle Different Opinions Netflix co-CEO Ted…