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The Worst Time to Leave the Crowd
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The Worst Time to Leave the Crowd

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 9, 2026

Never underestimate the opening band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people
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Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just won the “Best Live Speaker” award…

Remembering Bonnie Tyler
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Remembering Bonnie Tyler

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 9, 2026

Thank you, Bonnie Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab
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Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a hologram of Jon Bon Jovi, Superfan.Live has debuted the Jon Bon Jovi…

Every Concert Merch Table
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Every Concert Merch Table

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 8, 2026

They only had one left… Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Agent Smith Meets a Metalhead
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Agent Smith Meets a Metalhead

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 7, 2026

Black shirts. Hot weather. No regrets. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Duran Duran back from dead again for London Halloween bash
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Duran Duran back from dead again for London Halloween bash

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Because the music world was just missing one thing – another Duran Duran tour – the iconic band has announced…

The Ultimate Metalhead Regret
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The Ultimate Metalhead Regret

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2026

Some concerts are worth bending space and time for Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Every Headliner Fears This
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Every Headliner Fears This

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Sometimes the opening band leaves everyone wondering who's actually headlining. 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now
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Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Game Science is taking the Black Myth: Wukong show on the…

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