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You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips
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You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…

30 Seconds to Mars Got Me in Trouble
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30 Seconds to Mars Got Me in Trouble

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2026

When you fall asleep listening to 30 Seconds to Jared Leto Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Rectoplasm in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Rectoplasm in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Columbia, South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Amy Lee Discovers Women Exist In Metal Besides Her
Breaking News: Amy Lee from Evanescence Says Something Nice About Other Women in Metal, World Apparently Still Spinning 🌎
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Amy Lee Discovers Women Exist In Metal Besides Her

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Amy…

Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2026

«Rock-n-roll with folk-n-blues influences» from Nowhere, US Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

When Doctors Don’t Understand Metal
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When Doctors Don’t Understand Metal

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2026

Apparently the maternity ward disagreed Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

The One Shirt Nobody Expected
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The One Shirt Nobody Expected

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2026

There's always one Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

European Metal Festivals Be Like
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European Metal Festivals Be Like

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2026

SPF 50 wasn't enough Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow
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Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Supreme Court justices’ financial disclosures, and I have to say, it’s been a…

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