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MEGADETH’s DAVE MUSTAINE Slams Other Bands’ Farewell Tours Like a Thrash Riff to the Face
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MEGADETH’s DAVE MUSTAINE Slams Other Bands’ Farewell Tours Like a Thrash Riff to the Face

Chord F. DiscordDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Dave Mustaine Announces Retirement… Or Is He Just Tired of Tuning His Guitar? 🚨 In a shocking turn…

Jackal Today in 2025: 100 Gigs, 5 Fests, Dozens of Bands & Tons of Booze!
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Jackal Today in 2025: 100 Gigs, 5 Fests, Dozens of Bands & Tons of Booze!

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

What a year! We have been filming this shit for you all across the US and Europe, and it was…

Watch: TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Tries To Make OZZY OSBOURNE Sound Classy With A ‘Changes’ Cover That Even Your Grandma Could Enjoy
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Watch: TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Tries To Make OZZY OSBOURNE Sound Classy With A ‘Changes’ Cover That Even Your Grandma Could Enjoy

Chord F. DiscordDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Just Dropped a Black Sabbath Mash-Up So Epic, Even the Dead Are Headbanging 🤖❄️🎸 In a move that…

BCCO Concert: Friday January 2 @ 7:30 pm – Your Ticket to a Night of Classical Music and Questionable Life Choices
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BCCO Concert: Friday January 2 @ 7:30 pm – Your Ticket to a Night of Classical Music and Questionable Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

BCCO’s Symphony of Chaos: Friday, January 2 @ 7:30 pm at Hertz Hall, Cal Berkeley. Doors open at 6:45 pm.…

Ape Vermin in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
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Ape Vermin in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

Sludge/Doom Metal from Valdese, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Aterra in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
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Aterra in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

And I Become Death in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
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And I Become Death in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

Atmospheric post metal from NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Original AC/DC Singer DAVE EVANS Recalls Band’s First Show: ‘It Was Packed To The Rafters… and So Were My Pants’
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Original AC/DC Singer DAVE EVANS Recalls Band’s First Show: ‘It Was Packed To The Rafters… and So Were My Pants’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 28, 2025December 28, 2025

When AC/DC Got Their Name: A Tale of Sewing Machines, Sister-In-Law Sorcery, and the Power of Not Paying Your Singer…

Walter Parks Sells Out Quickest Since the Last Time He Sold Out
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Walter Parks Sells Out Quickest Since the Last Time He Sold Out

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

Breaking: Local Musician Walter Parks Discovered Living in St. Louis Instead of a Swamp, Sources Confirm 🎸🐊 In a shocking…

Mihalidaze debuted as a Fiddlehead and the audience couldn’t tell if it was a concert or a cooking show
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Mihalidaze debuted as a Fiddlehead and the audience couldn’t tell if it was a concert or a cooking show

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS OF EARTH: MIHALI IS HERE TO SAVE YOUR SOULS (AND YOUR PLAYLISTS) 🌿🎸 📅 Mark your calendars:…

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