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Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout
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Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout

Chord F. DiscordOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric grunge gods of SOUNDGARDEN, aka Matt Cameron and Kim Thayil, graced The Seattle Times with their…

Tyketto to unleash ‘Closer To The Sun’ in March 2026 (Get ready to be mildly whelmed)
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Tyketto to unleash ‘Closer To The Sun’ in March 2026 (Get ready to be mildly whelmed)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! 😹 Those hard-rocking has-beens, TYKETTO, are gracing us with their presence…

Los Angeles Kings Release Eight-Minute Propaganda Film Featuring BRUCE DICKINSON Butcherizing U.S. National Anthem
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Los Angeles Kings Release Eight-Minute Propaganda Film Featuring BRUCE DICKINSON Butcherizing U.S. National Anthem

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

So, get this! IRON MAIDEN’s very own air-raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, decided to grace the Los Angeles Kings with his…

Nekrogoblikon plays Korn in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Nekrogoblikon plays Korn in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 28, 2025

Blind! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In
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AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, fellow bogans, because 7News, yes, the pinnacle of journalistic integrity 🙄, is gracing us with a…

Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”
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Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Nikki Sixx, the bassist from that band your mom likes, MÖTLEY CRÜE, has apparently watched a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne.…

Powerglove in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Powerglove in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 28, 2025

Power metal cover band from Boston, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Nekrogoblikon in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Nekrogoblikon in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 28, 2025

Melodic Death from Santa Barbara, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Brat in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Brat in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

Grindcore from New Orleans, Louisiana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Summoning The Lich in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Summoning The Lich in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

Deathcore from St. Louis, Missouri Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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