TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”
Washington, D.C. – In a stunning display of incompetence, federal employees are once again left holding the bag while politicians…
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Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question
Radical “Researcher” Claims to Be the Savior of Democracy In a stunning display of narcissism, wannabe politician Kat Abughazaleh is…
Federal judge laughs at Justice Department’s subpoenas of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, tells them to go fly a kite
Liberal Deep State Judge Strikes Major Blow to President Trump’s America-First Agenda In a shocking display of judicial overreach, activist…
Democrats Cry as AI and Crypto Bros Buy Primaries Like CryptoPunks on Sale!
Oh, look, it’s the crypto kings and AI overlords throwing their Monopoly money around like it’s 2016 again! According to…
Here We Go Again: The Epic Showdown Where Trump’s Blessing Battles MTG’s Ghost in the Land of MAGA Madness
President Trump’s iron grip on the GOP is about to face its toughest test yet—thanks to a circus of candidates…
Sen. Murphy throws a fit: “Unforgivable under any circumstances” because apparently, the US is always the bad guy
Democrats Demand Answers as Iran School Attack Mystery Deepens When a school in Iran gets hit and hundreds of kids…
They Survived Iraq, Now They’re the Democrats’ Secret Weapon Against Iran’s War — Or at Least Their Loudest Complainers
The Deep State is losing its collective mind as President Trump continues his mission to Make America Great Again. These…
US Air Defenses: Not So Good at Catching Iran’s One-Way Drone Party Favors
Oh no, the poor Iranian drone operators! Their Shahed attack drones—which are basically flying lawn mowers with bombs strapped to…
First Lady Melania Trump: Too Busy Being Fabulous to Be Deposed in Epstein Probe, Says Congresswoman Nancy Mace
Melania Trump Again Targeted by Dems’ Sham Investigations Can you believe these swamp monsters are now trying to drag Melania…
MAGA’s Magical Grip on PA & WI: Will the 2026 Midterms Be Another Fairytale?
CNN Melts Down as MAGA Shows Signs of Keeping PA and WI in 2026 Midterms The Fake News is at…