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Trump FINDS Couch Money to Pay Soldiers, World Still Doesn’t Care
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump FINDS Couch Money to Pay Soldiers, World Still Doesn’t Care

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Fake News CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump isn’t taking…

Oh Great, Now the Military’s Gonna Be Begging for Spare Change Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh Great, Now the Military’s Gonna Be Begging for Spare Change Because Congress Can’t Play Nice

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Another day, another socialist sob story from CNN! Apparently, military families are now suffering because of the government shutdown. Cry…

Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts
Elephant Reads CNN

Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Here we go again with the Deep State drama! Turns out, even ex-FBI Director James Comey isn’t immune to President…

Supreme Court Hilariously Dismisses Laura Loomer’s Epic Social Media Meltdown
Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court Hilariously Dismisses Laura Loomer’s Epic Social Media Meltdown

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Oh, the Supreme Court refused to hear Laura Loomer’s case? Shocking! (Not really.) It’s just another example of how the…

FBI Agent Gets the Boot for Not Bowing Down to Comey, the Ex-Director of Nothing Important
Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Agent Gets the Boot for Not Bowing Down to Comey, the Ex-Director of Nothing Important

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Lock him up! Crooked Comey finally gets what he deserves, and the liberal FBI is crying about it. They wanted…

From Terrorist to Tolerated: The Curious Case of a Puerto Rican Grandma
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From Terrorist to Tolerated: The Curious Case of a Puerto Rican Grandma

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! Another Lolita Lebrón movie? 🙄 In late 1954, she was sentenced to 50 years in prison in Alderson, West…

Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in his tireless war against the forces of evil! It’s about time someone…

OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Lock him up! Looks like the Deep State swamp rat James Comey might finally face justice for his role in…

Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)
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Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Those geriatric rock gods, QUEEN, are STILL milking that cash cow 🐮 with a 50th-anniversary reissue of their…

White House Begs Congress for a measly $58 Million for some extra Locks after Kirk gets the Boot | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

White House Begs Congress for a measly $58 Million for some extra Locks after Kirk gets the Boot | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! More money for security because some unhinged leftist took out a true patriot, Charlie Kirk. You just…

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