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Typical liberal California embracing terrorist scum somehow
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Typical liberal California embracing terrorist scum somehow

Big ElephantMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “report” from the fake news media about how our beloved President Donald Trump…

The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?
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The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Holy Smokes! The Strait of Hormuz Crisis Is Way Worse Than You Think! Holy smokes, folks! You won’t believe what’s…

GOP lawmakers vent frustration over Trump admin’s Iran war info drought — because who needs transparency when you’ve got chaos?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP lawmakers vent frustration over Trump admin’s Iran war info drought — because who needs transparency when you’ve got chaos?

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Trump’s America Unbowed: House RINOs Whine as Iranian Regimes Shake in Their Sandals So let me get this straight –…

Trump’s ICE Airport Adventure: Pay Up or Get Kicked Out!
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Trump’s ICE Airport Adventure: Pay Up or Get Kicked Out!

Big ElephantMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

President Trump’s Airport Crackdown: ICE Agents to Patrol Security Lines as Shutdown Continues In a bold move that has liberal…

The White House Unveils Its Master Plan to Tame the AI Beast—Or at Least Try Not to Get Eaten First
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The White House Unveils Its Master Plan to Tame the AI Beast—Or at Least Try Not to Get Eaten First

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Well, well, well—look who’s stepping in to save the day again. President Donald J. Trump, the undisputed champion of American…

Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse
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Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse

Big ElephantMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Look at This – Another “Epstein” Employee Playing Dumb Before Congress! Well, well, well – look who’s singing the “I…

US Postal Service begging Congress for cash before mailman becomes a ghost rider
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US Postal Service begging Congress for cash before mailman becomes a ghost rider

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Postal Service on Brink of Collapse, Begging for Taxpayer Bailout Well, folks, it’s official – the government’s version of Amazon…

Sununu to Congress: ‘Pay the federal workers who are just chilling and doing nothing, they’re the real MVPs here’
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Sununu to Congress: ‘Pay the federal workers who are just chilling and doing nothing, they’re the real MVPs here’

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Trump Triumphs as Democrats Whine Over ‘Fake’ Government Shutdown! In a shocking turn of events, the so-called “partial government shutdown”…

‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.
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‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Yet Another Deep State Globalist Quits – This Time Over Trump’s Bold Iran Move In a shocking turn of events…

Booker: ‘The Senate should not be operating as business as usual’ amid Iran war | CNN Politics
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Booker: ‘The Senate should not be operating as business as usual’ amid Iran war | CNN Politics

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

Oh look, Cory Booker is suddenly worried about Congress doing its job – how adorable! The same guy who cheered…

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