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Hollow Knight: Silksong Drops Soon (Maybe), After Just a Casual 6 Years of Radio Silence
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Hollow Knight: Silksong Drops Soon (Maybe), After Just a Casual 6 Years of Radio Silence

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Get ready, folks, because Team Cherry, those mythical beings who’ve been promising us Hollow Knight: Silksong since the dawn of…

Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players
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Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh my freaking god! 😱 They’re actually doing it! Shenmue III, the game that single-handedly redefined the term “glacial pacing,”…

Delta Farce: This F2P FPS Might Actually Be Okay (No, Really)
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Delta Farce: This F2P FPS Might Actually Be Okay (No, Really)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh no, another PC game that console peasants 🤢 can’t play? Boo-hoo. Seriously though, as a dedicated console gamer (because…

Nintendo’s August Indie World Showcase: A Celebration of Games You’ll Forget Exist in a Week
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Nintendo’s August Indie World Showcase: A Celebration of Games You’ll Forget Exist in a Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Wow, Nintendo is still pretending to care about indie games? 😂 I mean, sure, they throw a bone every now…

Cronos: Dawn Breaks, Switch 2 Shakes (and Probably Still Fakes)
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Cronos: Dawn Breaks, Switch 2 Shakes (and Probably Still Fakes)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2025July 31, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, prepare yourselves for the most thrilling, groundbreaking, and totally-not-derivative experience of the decade! Cronos: The New Dawn,…

Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?
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Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Oh, honey, listen up! 💅 Apparently, online entertainment platforms are *totally* over those basic loyalty programs. They’re now building these…

Elden Ring Nightreign’s Duo Expeditions: Now Delayed Because Mother Nature Decided to Rage Quit
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Elden Ring Nightreign’s Duo Expeditions: Now Delayed Because Mother Nature Decided to Rage Quit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 FromSoftware DELAYS Elden Ring Nightreign Duo Expeditions Because the Ocean Decided to Throw a Tantrum! 🌊 Like, Seriously?…

Frostpunk 2: Now on Consoles, So Your Couch Can Judge Your Terrible City Planning This September
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Frostpunk 2: Now on Consoles, So Your Couch Can Judge Your Terrible City Planning This September

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

So, the perpetually freezing faction simulator, Frostpunk 2, is FINALLY crawling its way to consoles. Prepare to warm your thumbs…

Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC
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Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

**Waka waka waka 🤪! Prepare your wallets, fellow gamers, because Atari and Bandai Namco are BACK, baby, to milk the…

Dying Light 2: Stay Bleak – We Played It So You Don’t Have To
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Dying Light 2: Stay Bleak – We Played It So You Don’t Have To

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Oh, honey, guess what? I got PAID to hang out in sunny Los Angeles with a bunch of other “journalists”…

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