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Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington
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Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tina Peters, the election denier, has been making waves in Washington,…

Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook
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Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Texas court just slashed a $50 million judgment against Alex…

Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway
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Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Movie industry experts are sounding the alarm as the window for exclusive theater releases continues to shrink, with some films…

Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
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Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…

Frats somehow linked to cocaine trafficking case in Pennsylvania
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Frats somehow linked to cocaine trafficking case in Pennsylvania

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story coming out of Pennsylvania, where more than a dozen…

Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway
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Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal agents launched a sweeping undercover surveillance operation targeting progressive organizations,…

Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently
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Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story about a group of friends who went to Horn Island in Mississippi…

Tupac Murder Trial Jury Seated Because Justice Is Slow
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Tupac Murder Trial Jury Seated Because Justice Is Slow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been nearly 30 years since Tupac Shakur was fatally shot…

SPLC CFO Embroiled in Scandal Not Related to Their Budget Reports
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SPLC CFO Embroiled in Scandal Not Related to Their Budget Reports

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal involving the Southern Poverty Law Center, and folks, it’s a…

Nolan Wells’ Death Still Shrouded in Convenient Mystery
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Nolan Wells’ Death Still Shrouded in Convenient Mystery

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mysterious death in Mississippi has the whole country talking, and…

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