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Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
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Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
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Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…

Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996
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Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Sandra Bullock is not only one of the most dependable movie stars of her generation, but she’s also an internet…

Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections
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Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest predictions, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

Guy Asks Question, Instantly Becomes Conspiracy Theorists’ New Punching Bag
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Guy Asks Question, Instantly Becomes Conspiracy Theorists’ New Punching Bag

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Kozak, a student at Utah Valley University, witnessed the assassination…

Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently
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Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Maria Bartiromo, a big name at…

Election 2026 Might Possibly Be A Tiny Bit Apocalyptic
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Election 2026 Might Possibly Be A Tiny Bit Apocalyptic

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the speculation about President Donald Trump’s potential actions…

Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington
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Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tina Peters, the election denier, has been making waves in Washington,…

Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook
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Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Texas court just slashed a $50 million judgment against Alex…

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