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Will this fancy gadget fix DCs stinky Reflecting Pool
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Will this fancy gadget fix DCs stinky Reflecting Pool

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool’s latest saga. It seems the Trump administration…

You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter
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You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a “no-kill” animal shelter in California, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

WOKE Vance thinks Watergate would be over in 12 hours now
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WOKE Vance thinks Watergate would be over in 12 hours now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President Vance’s latest comments, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

You Won’t Believe Where They Found This $250M Scammer
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You Won’t Believe Where They Found This $250M Scammer

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Minnesota man, Abdikerm Abdelahi Eidleh, has been taken into…

Trump-hating RINOs tremble before Trump’s genius Iran plan
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Trump-hating RINOs tremble before Trump’s genius Iran plan

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…

Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow
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Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, spreading their liberal lies and propaganda about our…

Lebanon’s problems gonna ruin Trump’s masterplan to crush Iran somehow
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Lebanon’s problems gonna ruin Trump’s masterplan to crush Iran somehow

Big ElephantJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal elites going to have a field day with this one.…

Liberal flight attendant finally quits after 66 years of subsidies
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Liberal flight attendant finally quits after 66 years of subsidies

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…

Patriots clash with lib losers at NJ ICE facility standoff
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Patriots clash with lib losers at NJ ICE facility standoff

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Congratulations to us, fellow patriots, for we are living in the greatest era of American history, thanks to our fearless…

Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs
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Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…

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