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Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well
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Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump is at it…

Maduro’s Resume Gets Exciting New Entry: Alleged Torture Charges
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Maduro’s Resume Gets Exciting New Entry: Alleged Torture Charges

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the case against former Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro…

Voters Told To Drop It Like It’s Hot
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Voters Told To Drop It Like It’s Hot

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Clark County, Washington, has upgraded its ballot drop…

Surrogacy Nightmare: Couple’s Family Planning Goes Terribly Wrong
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Surrogacy Nightmare: Couple’s Family Planning Goes Terribly Wrong

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A California couple, Silvia Zhang and her husband Guojun Xuan, have…

Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign
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Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest political ad from the Democrats, and I’ve got to say,…

Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low
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Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Miami congressman, David Rivera, has been sentenced to 10…

NEO BERLIN 2087 brings AAA polish to indie scene without the monetization nonsense
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NEO BERLIN 2087 brings AAA polish to indie scene without the monetization nonsense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, leaving us with a plethora of upcoming titles to drool over, and I’m not…

Supreme Court Throws Midterms a Delicious Curveball
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Supreme Court Throws Midterms a Delicious Curveball

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has made a decision that’s got everyone talking…

Judge Asked To Clarify If Gag Order Includes Testimony
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Judge Asked To Clarify If Gag Order Includes Testimony

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the investigation into Donald Trump’s handling of classified documents,…

Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year
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Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, has been approved to move…

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