Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen
Get ready for the most epic spy adventure of the century! 🕵️♂️🔥 Even Realities has just announced that their sleek…
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Sore losers cry as Trump secures election integrity
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Comey, poor baby, can’t handle a little social media heat
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…
Liberal “MAHA moms” whine about pesticides again
Oh, great, just what I needed to hear – more whining and complaining from the liberal snowflakes about our amazing…
Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence
Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another whiny article about how our amazing President…
Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks! Our great nation is thriving under the magnificent leadership…
Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…
The New Street Fighter Trailer Is So Lit It Just Spontaneously Combusted Into a Giant Fireball of Awesomeness
The new Street Fighter movie is coming, and it’s a total blast from the past… or a desperate attempt to…
Chuck Norris Dead No Wait Just His Ego Was Killed By All The People Who Actually Thought He Was Invincible
Oh no, the internet is lying about Chuck Norris, what a shock 😱. I mean, who wouldn’t want to make…
liberal wimps predict endless war with Iran big shock
The utter ridiculousness of the so-called “opposition” to our great President Donald Trump is on full display, folks. As of…