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Tag: conspiracy

Guy Asks Question, Instantly Becomes Conspiracy Theorists’ New Punching Bag
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Guy Asks Question, Instantly Becomes Conspiracy Theorists’ New Punching Bag

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Kozak, a student at Utah Valley University, witnessed the assassination…

Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently
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Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Maria Bartiromo, a big name at…

Election 2026 Might Possibly Be A Tiny Bit Apocalyptic
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Election 2026 Might Possibly Be A Tiny Bit Apocalyptic

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the speculation about President Donald Trump’s potential actions…

Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington
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Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tina Peters, the election denier, has been making waves in Washington,…

Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook
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Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Texas court just slashed a $50 million judgment against Alex…

Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway
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Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Movie industry experts are sounding the alarm as the window for exclusive theater releases continues to shrink, with some films…

Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
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Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…

Frats somehow linked to cocaine trafficking case in Pennsylvania
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Frats somehow linked to cocaine trafficking case in Pennsylvania

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story coming out of Pennsylvania, where more than a dozen…

Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway
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Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal agents launched a sweeping undercover surveillance operation targeting progressive organizations,…

Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently
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Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story about a group of friends who went to Horn Island in Mississippi…

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