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Justice Department Now Dealing With Another Rich Guy’s Bad Life Choices
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Justice Department Now Dealing With Another Rich Guy’s Bad Life Choices

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the investigations into Jeffrey Epstein’s former ranch in…

More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means: a plethora of new movies to stream from the…

Judge Reluctantly Lets Justice Department Off the Hook Again
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Judge Reluctantly Lets Justice Department Off the Hook Again

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A federal judge, Amit Mehta, has…

Trump Org Accounts Closed Due To Totally Normal Banking Activity
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Trump Org Accounts Closed Due To Totally Normal Banking Activity

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Capital One closed hundreds of Trump Organization…

Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently
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Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic National Committee is having a bit…

Pentagon Updates Math, War Death Toll Suddenly Less Hidden
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Pentagon Updates Math, War Death Toll Suddenly Less Hidden

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon has updated its war casualty database, and let me…

Jason Statham’s Mutiny Poster Has Clearly Never Heard of Originality and is Just Copying Die Hard Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs New Ideas Anyway
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Jason Statham’s Mutiny Poster Has Clearly Never Heard of Originality and is Just Copying Die Hard Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs New Ideas Anyway

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

The Stath is back, and this time he’s on a boat, because why not? 🚣‍♂️ I mean, who needs a…

More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
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More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…

Sony Gifts Subscribers Yet Another Bloated PS Plus Lineup Surprise
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Sony Gifts Subscribers Yet Another Bloated PS Plus Lineup Surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

It’s that time of the month again, folks, when PlayStation Plus decides to bless us with a new batch of…

Human Trafficker Finds Creative Way To Fill Labor Gaps
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Human Trafficker Finds Creative Way To Fill Labor Gaps

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article, and I just can’t believe the story that’s unfolding. A family came…

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