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Vance Blasts Trump Admin’s Epic Failure at Basic Transparency
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Vance Blasts Trump Admin’s Epic Failure at Basic Transparency

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance’s comments on the Trump administration’s handling of the Jeffrey…

Elon Musk’s Million Dollar Voting Habit Raises Eyebrows
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Elon Musk’s Million Dollar Voting Habit Raises Eyebrows

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest escapade, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, Musk handed out…

Russia Wins Award For Outstanding Achievement In Cybercrime
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Russia Wins Award For Outstanding Achievement In Cybercrime

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the US Justice Department has just announced the indictment of…

GOP Leaders Suddenly Experts On Conspiracy Theories They Used To Mock
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GOP Leaders Suddenly Experts On Conspiracy Theories They Used To Mock

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some prominent figures in the conservative and MAGA…

Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not
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Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democrats are apparently reaching DEFCON 1 levels of alarm about President…

Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again
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Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Timothy Kelly, has dismissed the seditious conspiracy case…

Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere
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Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world’s modern populists have discovered a common…

Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly
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Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the White House firing the leadership of the Election Assistance…

Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls
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Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

It’s a miracle that will be etched in the annals of Hollywood history: Denis Villeneuve has managed to complete not…

Jason Statham Punches Things and Looks Angry in Latest Over_the_Top Action Packed Trailer Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of That Already
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Jason Statham Punches Things and Looks Angry in Latest Over_the_Top Action Packed Trailer Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of That Already

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The Stath is back, and we’re all just thrilled to death 🙄! He’s on a boat, because, you know, that’s…

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