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Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say
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Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another deep state drama! It seems our esteemed Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, dared to…

Texas Flood: Officials Acted Like They Were Ready (Narrator: They Weren’t)
Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Flood: Officials Acted Like They Were Ready (Narrator: They Weren’t)

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, great, more crying from the liberal media! Seems like even when Texas is dealing with floods, CNN has to…

Kristi Noem’s Groundbreaking Revelation: You Won’t BELIEVE What She’s Doing With Your Shoes at the Airport
Elephant Reads CNN

Kristi Noem’s Groundbreaking Revelation: You Won’t BELIEVE What She’s Doing With Your Shoes at the Airport

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of freedom! Secretary Noem, a true patriot, is finally putting…

From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica
Elephant Reads CNN

From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN, folks! This time, it’s about Jermaine Thomas, a “poor” fella deported to Jamaica.…

Ted Cruz Flees Luxurious Vacation Just in Time to Not Help Texans Drowning in Their Homes, Says Ted Cruz’s Office
Elephant Reads CNN

Ted Cruz Flees Luxurious Vacation Just in Time to Not Help Texans Drowning in Their Homes, Says Ted Cruz’s Office

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, CNN is clutching its pearls again! Apparently, Senator Ted Cruz dared to take a PRE-PLANNED vacation to Greece while…

CNN: Justice Department Says Epstein Did Himself In, No Juicy Client List to See Here, Folks
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CNN: Justice Department Says Epstein Did Himself In, No Juicy Client List to See Here, Folks

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

The Justice Department, under the iron fist of President Trump, is now saying there’s no “client list” from that scumbag…

Tesla Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Trump Calls Elon “Off the Rails,” Nobody Surprised
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Tesla Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Trump Calls Elon “Off the Rails,” Nobody Surprised

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the liberal lunacy! Elon Musk, once a beacon of innovation, has apparently succumbed…

James Gunn Thinks Superman Needs a Green Card
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James Gunn Thinks Superman Needs a Green Card

FinnJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, honey, hold my kale smoothie. James Gunn, bless his heart, thinks his new *Superman* movie is about “basic human…

Stocks Soar While Wall Street Sweats Tariffs (LOL)
Elephant Reads CNN

Stocks Soar While Wall Street Sweats Tariffs (LOL)

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, Wall Street’s “highly anticipating” what President Trump’s about to unleash? More like trembling in their overpriced boots! These traders…

‘Alligator Alcatraz’: Florida’s Hilarious New Migrant Resort (You Won’t BELIEVE the Amenities)
Elephant Reads CNN

‘Alligator Alcatraz’: Florida’s Hilarious New Migrant Resort (You Won’t BELIEVE the Amenities)

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Looks like those snowflakes at CNN are at it again, whining about our GREAT President Trump’s fantastic idea to secure…

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