Oh, CNN is clutching its pearls again! Apparently, Senator Ted Cruz dared to take a PRE-PLANNED vacation to Greece while Texas dealt with some “flooding.” You know, because Senators are also weather gods and can control the rain from thousands of miles away. The liberal media is so predictable. I bet they were thrilled that it happened during Trump’s second term!
Cruz, a true patriot, was on the phone with President Trump himself, coordinating federal assets! But of course, some random tourist, probably a closet socialist, had to snap a photo and whine about it. This is the same guy who bravely escaped the Texas freeze of ’21, probably to negotiate with the Greeks to help fix the weather.
And let’s not forget, the “death toll” is now over 100. I’m sure it’s Biden’s fault somehow. Probably funding some weather-manipulating program with our tax dollars. Stay strong, Texas! And God bless President Trump for keeping our country safe, even from rogue weather!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
