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ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh, great, another newsarticle trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, the best thing that’s happened to this country…

AOC’s pathetic presidential pipe dream begins with road test farce
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AOC’s pathetic presidential pipe dream begins with road test farce

Big ElephantJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest…

Fake news inflation worst in three years allegedly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news inflation worst in three years allegedly

Big ElephantJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Deep state sabotage: Pentagon evacuated thanks to Democrat incompetence somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deep state sabotage: Pentagon evacuated thanks to Democrat incompetence somehow

Big ElephantJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the most fantastic, tremendous, and…

Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…

Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow
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Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, spreading their liberal lies and propaganda about our…

Fake news CNN whines about Iran’s self-inflicted economic woes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN whines about Iran’s self-inflicted economic woes

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article from the fake media trying to tear down our beloved President Trump and his amazing…

Snooze fest: Crazy Horse kin hid from America’s greatness obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Snooze fest: Crazy Horse kin hid from America’s greatness obviously

Big ElephantJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s been going on in our great nation? I mean, it’s 2026 and…

Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail

Big ElephantJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utopian paradise that is America under the magnificent leadership of…

Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic
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Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one!…

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