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Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
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Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…

Tupac Murder Trial Jury Seated Because Justice Is Slow
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Tupac Murder Trial Jury Seated Because Justice Is Slow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been nearly 30 years since Tupac Shakur was fatally shot…

Tennessee efficiently kills two birds with one executioner today
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Tennessee efficiently kills two birds with one executioner today

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like a big day for executions in the US,…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…

Todd Blanche Unites Justice Department With Powerful Plea Apparently
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Todd Blanche Unites Justice Department With Powerful Plea Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Attorney General Todd Blanche’s inaugural address to the Justice Department workforce, and…

Luke Combs Unveils 2027 North America Stadium Tour Schedule
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Luke Combs Unveils 2027 North America Stadium Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Luke Combs has extended his “My Kinda Saturday Night Tour” into 2027 with a new run of North American stadium…

Taiwan Gets Robo-Hacked Because That’s Just How Tuesdays Go Now
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Taiwan Gets Robo-Hacked Because That’s Just How Tuesdays Go Now

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hackers have taken their cyberattacks to a whole new level by…

Morgan Wallen Fan Arrested for Urinating on Family at Concert
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Morgan Wallen Fan Arrested for Urinating on Family at Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

A man accused of urinating on a family, including an eight-year-old girl, at a Morgan Wallen concert in July has…

Bourbon & Beyond Unveils 2026 Music Fest Schedule
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Bourbon & Beyond Unveils 2026 Music Fest Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Bourbon and Beyond 2026 is fast approaching, with the annual festival going down from September 24th through September 27th in…

Rubio Reveals He Is Not a Country Music Fan
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Rubio Reveals He Is Not a Country Music Fan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

During an appearance on The Katie Miller Podcast, Secretary of State Marco Rubio shared some of his musical opinions. They’re……

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