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Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great
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Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Europe is getting a little spooked, and for…

ICE Gets Involved, Because That Always Ends Well
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ICE Gets Involved, Because That Always Ends Well

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Austin, Texas, where a federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent…

Orville Peck Talks Football Player Romance
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Orville Peck Talks Football Player Romance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Orville Peck apparently made some off-field contact with the Raiders — by way of a kiss. On the song “Ring…

Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently
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Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out on the trail in Iowa,…

Trump Finally Finds Something He Can Defend Besides Ego
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Trump Finally Finds Something He Can Defend Besides Ego

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the United States…

Brandy Clark Unveils New Album And 2027 Tour Plans
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Brandy Clark Unveils New Album And 2027 Tour Plans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026

Brandy Clark has announced a new album, the bird, arriving January 15th, 2027, via Reprise Records. As a first preview,…

ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job
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ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. An immigration officer, Christian Castro, has…

TIFF 2026 Review: La Gradiva – “A mind numbingly dull examination of a period that will put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk”
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TIFF 2026 Review: La Gradiva – “A mind numbingly dull examination of a period that will put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk”

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

The most exciting thing about this article is the fact that it’s about a movie, and who doesn’t love movies?…

Trump’s New Green Card Rule Sparks Controversy Somehow
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Trump’s New Green Card Rule Sparks Controversy Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest Trump administration rule, and I have to say, folks, this…

Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again
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Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, where flights were…

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