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Passenger Jet Turns Into Toaster Oven, But Lands Anyway
Elephant Reads CNN

Passenger Jet Turns Into Toaster Oven, But Lands Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Another day, another LIBERAL conspiracy foiled by the vigilance of REAL Americans! Apparently, a Sun Country Airlines flight had a…

Venmo to Snitch on Your Side Hustle to the IRS, All Thanks to These New Tax Reporting “Changes”
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Venmo to Snitch on Your Side Hustle to the IRS, All Thanks to These New Tax Reporting “Changes”

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s brilliant tax reforms into some kind of nefarious plot…

Tesla India Launch: Affordable EVs for the Masses (Just Kidding!)
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Tesla India Launch: Affordable EVs for the Masses (Just Kidding!)

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Tesla, run by my good friend Elon Musk, is now selling cars in India! Finally, a real American business is…

CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
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CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…

Grand Canyon Lodge Goes Poof Thanks to Spicy Sky Raisins, Official Sob Story Here | CNN
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Grand Canyon Lodge Goes Poof Thanks to Spicy Sky Raisins, Official Sob Story Here | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Oh, no! Not the Grand Canyon Lodge! You just know this is the fault of those radical environmentalists! Probably some…

Sen. Padilla: ICE went from 0 to Cruel Real Fast, LOL
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Sen. Padilla: ICE went from 0 to Cruel Real Fast, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Oh, Senator Padilla, bless his heart, seems to think ICE is getting “aggressive, cruel, and extreme.” Translation: they’re actually doing…

Behold! UK’s First Super-Safe Injection Funhouse
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Behold! UK’s First Super-Safe Injection Funhouse

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time they’re across the pond, fawning over some ‘safe space’ for junkies…

Oh, Canada! Your Niceness Is SO Annoying It Crashed the Web
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Oh, Canada! Your Niceness Is SO Annoying It Crashed the Web

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, Canada! Land of maple syrup, free healthcare (that isn’t really free), and now, nauseating levels of virtue signaling! This…

Trump declares war on tacos and croissants
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Trump declares war on tacos and croissants

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

More Winning! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is slapping 30% tariffs on the EU and Mexico. It’s about time…

Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation
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Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, the excitement! Puerto Rico is having a “Bad Bunny mania” because some commie rapper is doing a residency. I’m…

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