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San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence
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San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another example of the Deep State trying to sabotage our great nation! Now they’re messing with air traffic…

GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
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GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…

CNN Fact Check: Trump Spouts Utter Nonsense to Military Brass, Shocking No One
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CNN Fact Check: Trump Spouts Utter Nonsense to Military Brass, Shocking No One

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to twist President Trump’s words and make him look bad.…

AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)
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AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another leftist scheme failing miserably! These so-called “AI” companies are burning through cash faster than Hunter Biden at…

Iowa Gives Schools Superintendent the Boot After ICE Showed Up to the Party and Asked for His Papers LOL
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Iowa Gives Schools Superintendent the Boot After ICE Showed Up to the Party and Asked for His Papers LOL

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plant exposed! This time it’s Ian Roberts, the Des Moines school superintendent, who turns out…

Trump Declares War on Sofas, Threatens Furniturekind with ‘Substantial’ Annoyance
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Trump Declares War on Sofas, Threatens Furniturekind with ‘Substantial’ Annoyance

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s threatening tariffs on countries that dare to sell furniture NOT made in…

Adam Calhoun’s AmerACAL2 Tour: Prepare for the MAGA Meltdown at DECCA LIVE
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Adam Calhoun’s AmerACAL2 Tour: Prepare for the MAGA Meltdown at DECCA LIVE

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Adam Calhoun, a “dynamic force” 🤣 in country rap 🤮, will be gracing DECCA LIVE on October 5th!…

Eric Adams Abandons Sinking Ship, Flees NYC Mayoral Race Like a Rat
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Eric Adams Abandons Sinking Ship, Flees NYC Mayoral Race Like a Rat

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Crooked Mayor Adams, buckling under the weight of his own scandals (and maybe a little…

From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break
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From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another hit piece from Fake News CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to smear our great President…

Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN
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Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Another socialist scheme gone awry! Alaska’s “Permanent Fund Dividend,” sounds like a communist plot if you ask me. Free money…

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