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Amazon Prime Settlement: Free Money or Fool’s Gold
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Amazon Prime Settlement: Free Money or Fool’s Gold

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Another day, another leftist witch hunt! Now the FTC, probably staffed with radical socialists, is going after Amazon. They claim…

George Portz Traditional Music Fest: Yawn
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George Portz Traditional Music Fest: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

OMG!🤡 Another music festival?🙄 George Portz Traditional Music Festival invites you to Festus, Missouri! 🎸🎤 Two days of bluegrass, country,…

Kamala Harris pretends to be outraged by the indictment of James Comey, bless her heart
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Kamala Harris pretends to be outraged by the indictment of James Comey, bless her heart

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Looks like Crooked Kamala is still whining about losing to the great President Trump! She’s out there pushing her new…

Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes
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Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! It’s always the same song and dance with…

Mötley Crüe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)
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Mötley Crüe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

MÖTLEY CRÜE, those geriatrics who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, 👴🏻👵🏻 announced today a “special” 40th-anniversary limited-edition deluxe box…

Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin, Still Alive, Still Dumb, and Still Searching for a Place to Live in ‘Greenland 2: Migration’ Trailer
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Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin, Still Alive, Still Dumb, and Still Searching for a Place to Live in ‘Greenland 2: Migration’ Trailer

FinnSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, sweet! Another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler? 🙄 You know, because the world *totally* needed a sequel to “Greenland.”…

Obama triggered by Trump’s Tylenol tweet, calls it ‘truth violence’
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Obama triggered by Trump’s Tylenol tweet, calls it ‘truth violence’

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, BOO HOO, Obama! Seems like someone’s still crying over spilled milk (or should I say, lost elections?). Now he’s…

Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For
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Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Drawing on what are generously being called “careers” in American rock, HOWL OWL HOWL is a brand-new band with the…

Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough
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Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

OMG 😱, fresh from their earth-shattering (and by “earth-shattering” we mean “mildly inconvenient to some”) comeback last year, everyone’s favorite…

Oy Vey, Florida Synagogue Gets a Little Too Lit Before Rosh Hashanah: Was it the Gefilte Fish?
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Oy Vey, Florida Synagogue Gets a Little Too Lit Before Rosh Hashanah: Was it the Gefilte Fish?

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Another day, another outrage! Seems like the radical left is at it again, this time targeting a Florida synagogue just…

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