Trump’s Troop Tantrum: America Yawns, He Marches On
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “barreling forward” to save America from the clutches of the…
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Chicago and Portland: A Peaceful Getaway or Nah? CNN Asks the Real Questions
Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is stepping in to clean up the…
TMNT Does a ‘Home Alone’ Bit? Cowabunga, I Guess
Oh, sweet merciful pepperoni! 🍕 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, those pizza-guzzling, sewer-dwelling reptiles, are apparently slumming it in New…
Muzzle 2: Still Muzzlin’: Eckhart’s Back, Don’t Get Bit
Oh, look, another movie about a dude with a dog. 🙄 This one’s called Muzzle: City of Wolves because apparently,…
Trump Throws a Navy Party While America Falls Apart
Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! They whine about a…
CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets
Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! Now they’re scribbling their woke nonsense on bullets before they go out…
Trump’s MAGA Minions Invade Cities: Feds Gone Wild
Another day, another victory for President Trump in his quest to Make America Safe Again! Those spineless liberals at CNN…
White House Uses Portland Protests as Excuse to Unleash Trump’s Crime-Fighting Fantasy on America
Another day, another Democrat city descends into chaos, and who’s there to clean up the mess? That’s right, President Trump!…
ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…
American Moron Finally Free After Afghan Vacation Gone Wrong
Another American released from the clutches of the Taliban! You can bet your sweet MAGA hat that this “Amir Amiry”…