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CNN’s brave attempt to fact-check Trump (again!), while Starmer probably wished he was anywhere else
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CNN’s brave attempt to fact-check Trump (again!), while Starmer probably wished he was anywhere else

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, speaks truth to power, and what…

Judge Jeanine’s Wild Ride: From TV Star to Trump’s Crusader (While Her Office Burns)
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Judge Jeanine’s Wild Ride: From TV Star to Trump’s Crusader (While Her Office Burns)

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This time, they’re whining about Jeanine Pirro, who Trump appointed…

BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’
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BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Okay, so, like, BIOHAZARD, those dudes who peaked when dial-up was still a thing, dropped a “visualizer” for their new…

DC Crime Bills: House Plays Dress-Up as Mini-Trump, Pretends to Care About Juvenile Justice
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DC Crime Bills: House Plays Dress-Up as Mini-Trump, Pretends to Care About Juvenile Justice

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

The House just passed two bills aimed at wrestling control of the swamp, I mean, Washington D.C., back from the…

Le Pentagon’s Snoopy Dog Finally Done Reading Fox News Host’s Texts: Quelle Surprise
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Le Pentagon’s Snoopy Dog Finally Done Reading Fox News Host’s Texts: Quelle Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another Deep State witch hunt! Our brave Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, is being targeted…

Fetterman’s Brain Fart: Dems So Dumb They Forgot They Lost, Trump Not A Dictator (Says Who Now?)
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Fetterman’s Brain Fart: Dems So Dumb They Forgot They Lost, Trump Not A Dictator (Says Who Now?)

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh, the Democrats! Always learning the wrong lessons, aren’t they? Senator Fetterman, bless his heart, is out there trying to…

“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness
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“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness

FinnSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

M and M Film Productions, bless their cotton socks, have bravely announced that their upcoming crime thriller, The Shepherd Code:…

Charlotte’s Train: Now with Extra Blood and Politics
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Charlotte’s Train: Now with Extra Blood and Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

A Ukrainian refugee was stabbed in Charlotte, North Carolina, and naturally, the liberal media is blaming everyone but the actual…

North Carolina Republicans to Huddle While a Young Woman’s Stabbing Death Turns Into prime Political Fodder, Courtesy of CNN
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North Carolina Republicans to Huddle While a Young Woman’s Stabbing Death Turns Into prime Political Fodder, Courtesy of CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run city! A Ukrainian refugee, fleeing the ravages of war, ends up getting stabbed…

Novo Nordisk to Fire 9,000 People Because Apparently, Injecting Fat People Wasn’t Profitable Enough
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Novo Nordisk to Fire 9,000 People Because Apparently, Injecting Fat People Wasn’t Profitable Enough

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another company falling victim to the woke agenda! Novo Nordisk, bowing to the leftist mob, is laying off…

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