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“Coachella for Kale? Teens Desperately Trying to Make ‘MAHA’ Happen”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Coachella for Kale? Teens Desperately Trying to Make ‘MAHA’ Happen”

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Oh, CNN, always on the cutting edge of… lettuce? These “MAHA Girls” want a Coachella for kale? Sounds like a…

Boulder’s Jew-Hating Incident: Now With Added Death, Says Annoyed Prosecutors
Elephant Reads CNN

Boulder’s Jew-Hating Incident: Now With Added Death, Says Annoyed Prosecutors

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and you just know the liberal media will twist it to fit their narrative! An 82-year-old…

US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker
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US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, great, more fear-mongering from CNN! Apparently, even after a totally fake “ceasefire” (probably brokered by Biden to appease his…

Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek
Elephant Reads CNN

Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and the liberal media is all over it, probably blaming Trump somehow. This time, it’s about…

Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about how the Supreme Court is apparently in cahoots with President Trump.…

DOJ Civil Rights Chief Throws Shade at UVA Prez’s Exit: CNN Gets the Scoop
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DOJ Civil Rights Chief Throws Shade at UVA Prez’s Exit: CNN Gets the Scoop

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Another day, another radical leftist freakout! Sotomayor, still clinging to her seat like a barnacle on a sinking ship, throws…

Ecuador’s ‘Fito’ Caught: Did He Trip Over His Own Ego or What
Elephant Reads CNN

Ecuador’s ‘Fito’ Caught: Did He Trip Over His Own Ego or What

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Another win for law and order, folks! Ecuador’s “most wanted man,” probably a deep-state operative trained by Soros himself, is…

Texas Track Meet Turns into a Real-Life Episode of ’13 Reasons Why’
Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Track Meet Turns into a Real-Life Episode of ’13 Reasons Why’

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in the once-great state of Texas! But let’s not kid ourselves, folks. This isn’t just some…

Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot
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Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot

FinnJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Hollywood’s about to desecrate another classic! 🙄 They’re rebooting ‘Highlander’ because originality is *so*…

Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic
Elephant Reads CNN

Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another dose of liberal lunacy from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, pushing their globalist agenda and trying…

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