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Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot
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Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking on the Smithsonian Institution. I mean, who…

Teen’s Creative Writing Project Takes Darkly Literal Turn Apparently
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Teen’s Creative Writing Project Takes Darkly Literal Turn Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this case, and I have to say, it’s a real head-scratcher. A…

KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm
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KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Kid Rock is still a thing, and he’s still buddies with…

Liberal actor whines about redistricting demands SEC boycott
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Liberal actor whines about redistricting demands SEC boycott

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a wonderful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest…

Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly
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Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-a-disaster presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader…

Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock
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Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh, joy, oh rapture, it’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still making America great again, despite the…

Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director
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Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Oh great, another day on the internet where we’re not just debating whether robots will replace us, but whether they’ll…

CNN: Trump, MAGA, and Stanford Walk Into a Bar and Decide Your Healthcare
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CNN: Trump, MAGA, and Stanford Walk Into a Bar and Decide Your Healthcare

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Stanford: Breeding Ground for Patriots or Socialist Fifth Column? You Decide! It seems the liberal snowflakes at CNN are melting…

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