Stanford: Breeding Ground for Patriots or Socialist Fifth Column? You Decide!
It seems the liberal snowflakes at CNN are melting down because Stanford University is producing graduates who aren’t drinking the woke Kool-Aid. Apparently, a bunch of Stanford alums are now key players in President Trump’s “Make America Healthy Again” movement. Gasp! Is this a conspiracy? Are they part of the Deep State’s plan to undermine our glorious leader? Or could it be that these smart folks are just tired of the leftist agenda ruining America’s health?
The article whines about how these Stanford folks are questioning vaccine safety and promoting “fringe theories about autism.” Oh no, not critical thinking! How dare they challenge the sacred dogmas of the liberal elite? It’s about time someone stood up to the radical left and their dangerous agenda. Under President Trump, we’re taking back our health!
These leftists claim that Stanford is a breeding ground for “contrarian” views. Well, thank God for that! The last thing we need is more sheep blindly following the liberal herd.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

