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Sunday Afternoon Disco at Joyface is Basically a Bootleg Wedding Reception
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Sunday Afternoon Disco at Joyface is Basically a Bootleg Wedding Reception

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

Finally, nightlife for adults who enjoy sleep. The “Matinee Disco” at Joyface is weekly every Saturday. 🥱🕺 This “Matinee Disco”…

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2000s WORLD? More Like a Nostalgia Fart at Catch One

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

Remember the 2000s? Yeah, we’re making you relive them at Catch One in Los Angeles on Saturday, January 24th. 🔥…

$100m jewelry heist suspect deported before trial, jury still deliberating the value of costume jewelry
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$100m jewelry heist suspect deported before trial, jury still deliberating the value of costume jewelry

Big ElephantJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Another Day, Another Democrat Disaster: Criminal Walks Free Thanks to Open Borders Chaos! Here we go again, folks! It’s the…

Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense
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Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Oh look, another Tuesday, another corporate restructuring at Ubisoft that definitely isn’t a panic-induced fever dream! 🎢 It’s the time…

Privacy in Gaming, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Data Miners
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Privacy in Gaming, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Data Miners

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Hold onto your joysticks and prepare your wallets, because the digital world is having a massive, sweaty, irreversibleIdentity crisis. Remember…

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Ditch Your Family Traditions for These Corporate Lunar New Year Deals

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 22, 2026

Bring your wallet, but leave your soul-crushing boredom at home! 🐎💸 Thrive City is demanding you “Ring in the Year…

Jamie Dimon Hesitates to Criticize Trump… Until the Billionaire Remembers He Has a Wallet
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Jamie Dimon Hesitates to Criticize Trump… Until the Billionaire Remembers He Has a Wallet

Big ElephantJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to show up at Davos. Jamie Dimon, the so-called “King of Wall Street,”…

City Of La Vergne Officially Dedicates A Day To Megadeth Because Everyone Knows Rust In Peace Is The Only True Form Of Government
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City Of La Vergne Officially Dedicates A Day To Megadeth Because Everyone Knows Rust In Peace Is The Only True Form Of Government

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

🚨BREAKING: The City of La Vergne, Tennessee has officially declared January 17, 2026, as “Megadeth Day,” because nothing screams “thrash…

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Afrobeats Throws a 95 Theses–Style Reformation Party on MLK Weekend, Declaring a New Church of Drumming and Dances

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

Prepare your most chaotic dance moves for the MLK Weekend takeover, because nothing honors history like dropping it low to…

The Sims 4 Officially Announces The “Pay 40 Dollars to Bow Down to a Digital Duke” Update
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The Sims 4 Officially Announces The “Pay 40 Dollars to Bow Down to a Digital Duke” Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

Throw away your microwave dinners and peasant-grade furniture, because The Sims 4 has finally decided that your Sims are too…

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