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FLIRT FRIDAYS: When Your Dating App Becomes a Reality Show and You’re the Star (Oops)
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FLIRT FRIDAYS: When Your Dating App Becomes a Reality Show and You’re the Star (Oops)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 5, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Atlanta’s Most Exclusive ‘Club’ Just Opened… It’s a Restaurant! 🍸 Every Friday, Seven Midtown morphs from “fancy dinner…

BAPAM Training: Performance Anxiety
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BAPAM Training: Performance Anxiety

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Another Tuesday, another cry for help from musicians who can’t handle stress—this time BAPAM is hosting a free webinar on…

When brunch gets too brunchy and the day party crashes brunch’s brunch
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When brunch gets too brunchy and the day party crashes brunch’s brunch

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Atlanta’s Trap House Brunch Day Party: Where Brunch Meets Bass and Your Mom Doesn’t Approve Come join us for an…

Namaste and Tasty ! Indians Prove Curry is the Real Superpower
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Namaste and Tasty ! Indians Prove Curry is the Real Superpower

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

NAMASTE! 2026 is here, and we promise no sacred cows will be harmed (but your diet might be). Join us…

NYC Metro 08 – AKAs 118th Founders’ Day Party
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NYC Metro 08 – AKAs 118th Founders’ Day Party

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

NYC Metro 08 – AKAs 118th Founders’ Day Party 🎉 📅 Thu, Jan 15, 2026 @ 6:00 PM EST 📍…

Jack Zebra and his army of trolls unleash chaos on X, proving once again that keyboard warriors are the real superheroes we don’t deserve
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Jack Zebra and his army of trolls unleash chaos on X, proving once again that keyboard warriors are the real superheroes we don’t deserve

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION, HUMANS! 🚨 To enter our magical realm of music and questionable life choices, we demand a REAL ID—yes,…

R&B Rooftop Brunch or How to Burn Calories While Pretending to Be a Grown-Up
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R&B Rooftop Brunch or How to Burn Calories While Pretending to Be a Grown-Up

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS: The R&B Rooftop Party is happening again, because apparently, we didn’t learn our lesson last time. 🚨…

Namaste Snacks and Canvas: When Curry Meets Culture and Everyone’s an Artist
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Namaste Snacks and Canvas: When Curry Meets Culture and Everyone’s an Artist

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 2, 2026

Welcome to NAMASTE! 2026 – Where Curry Fumes Meet Cultural Confusion! 🫢🍛 Get ready to “om” your way through Pompano…

Downtown First Thursdays: The Most Important Day of the Month for People Who Think They’re Cool
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Downtown First Thursdays: The Most Important Day of the Month for People Who Think They’re Cool

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 31, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: DFT to Host White-Out New Year’s Extravaganza on 2nd Street 🚨 Get ready to dance in your underwear……

The Midnight Circus at The Trade Hotel is where Gatsby MKE will make you feel like a confused clown on NYE
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The Midnight Circus at The Trade Hotel is where Gatsby MKE will make you feel like a confused clown on NYE

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 31, 2025

Ring in 2026 in Grand Style!Step right up and prepare to be dazzled; this New Year’s Eve, Gatsby MKE presents…

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