✨ SJ26 Drone Show at Discovery Meadow ✨
Prepare for liftoff, San Jose! Sky Elements is dropping a 1,000-drone light show over Discovery Meadow—because nothing says “Super Bowl party” like synchronized flying robots. 🛸🎉
Showtimes: Feb 2 at 8:15 PM (early birds) and Feb 6 at 10:15 PM (night owls). Each performance is a tight 12 minutes—blink and you’ll miss it!
The drones will paint the sky with San Jose icons like San Jose Taiko, Aztec dancers, Little Italy, Little Saigon, and Olympic legends Tommie Smith & John Carlos. Because what’s a drone show without cultural representation? 🏮🥁
Pro tips: Bring a blanket (it’s chilly when you’re staring at the sky), park at Guadalupe River Park Garage or Convention Center Garage, and arrive early—these drones don’t wait for stragglers!
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