Elden Ring Movie: Because the Game Wasn’t Confusing Enough
Oh, great, another video game movie. 🙄 Because Hollywood hasn’t butchered enough beloved franchises already. Apparently, A24 thinks they can…
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Charli XCX’s Brain Explodes With Genius Idea for Final Destination Sequel (And We’re Totally Not Rolling Our Eyes)
Dear, oh dear, are we seriously calling this the *Final Destination* summer? 🙄 Like, hasn’t death been trendy since, like,…
Neighbourhood Weekender: A Review So Hot It’ll Give You Third-Degree Festival Burnout
Neighbourhood Weekender, Victoria Park, Warrington, 24-25 May 2025★★★★☆ (Only because they paid us extra) Although allegedly specialising in showcasing “new…
Zenless Zone Zero 2.0: Prepare for More Clouds (and Maybe Some Dawn, Eventually) June 6th
**OMG! 😱 *Zenless Zone Zero* is turning ONE! 🥳 Can you believe it? Another year of HoYoverse raking in the…
SHINEDOWN Milking It: Two More Singles Before We Even THINK About Album #8 (OMG!)
BREAKING: SHINEDOWN’s Brent Smith, During Yet Another Appearance on “On With Mario Lopez” (Because Where Else Would He Be?), Claims…
Sacramento Discovers R&B (Finally!) at Cesar Chavez Park: A 2025 Odyssey Part 1 (Hold On To Your Hats!)
Sac “❤️’s” R&B at Cesar Chavez (allegedly). Prepare for elevator music 🎶. Cesar Chávez Plaza? More like “Cesar CHAVEZ ME,…
Jane’s Addiction: Officially Deader Than Disco, According to Dave Navarro (RIP Hope)
OMG! 😱 Eight whole months after JANE’S ADDICTION (more like JANE’S ADDICTION to DRAMA 🙄) canceled their U.S. tour because…
R&B Rooftop Day Party: Guaranteed to Cure Existential Dread (Maybe)
R&B ROOFTOP DAY PARTY BEHOLD! A “day party” on a ROOFTOP! 🙄 Dance (badly), mingle (awkwardly), soak up sun (and…
Sin Sundays: Atlanta’s #1 Sunday Night Party (According to Who, Exactly?)
Welcome to SIN SUNDAYS at Josephine’s Lounge, Atlanta! Celeb hideout? 🤔 More like your ex’s new haunt. Get ready for…
AfroCode NYC: Party So Hard You’ll Forget It’s Memorial Day
🎉AfroCode NYC – Memorial Day Weekend🎉 4PM-9PM. Rooftop “vibes”? More like rooftop pigeons!🐦⬛ Hip-Hop, AfroBeats & Soca? AKA earbleed symphony!…