Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Russian hacking scandal, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
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Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this little-known court that’s been dormant since 1996, and I have to say,…
Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…
Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…
Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious angst and emotional depth? 🤯 Because Taylor Momsen, the queen of…
Vice President Delighted by Usha Vance’s New Baby PR Opportunity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Vice President JD Vance just announced that his wife, Usha…
Trump golfs on, because who needs oversight anyway
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is at it again, pushing…
America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…
Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s decision to extend the deployment of National Guard troops to Washington,…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One
The Batman Part II has been pushed back yet again, because of course it has. The latest delay puts the…