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Trump Builds Legacy One Ego Boost At A Time
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Trump Builds Legacy One Ego Boost At A Time

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest endeavors, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

Judge Assures Court She’s Not The Lorax Somehow
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Judge Assures Court She’s Not The Lorax Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Trump’s plan to turn a public golf course…

Trump Builds Monument To Himself Because Humility Is Overrated
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Trump Builds Monument To Himself Because Humility Is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is planning to break ground on a “triumphal…

Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
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Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…

Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007
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Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Australian hard rockers Airbourne are back with a brand new self-titled…

Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy
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Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Ed Markey is projected to win the Democratic nomination for…

Gal Gadot Speaks Out Against DCEU Demolition Job By Studio Geniuses
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Gal Gadot Speaks Out Against DCEU Demolition Job By Studio Geniuses

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

In a recent interview on the Happy Sad Confused podcast, Gal Gadot shared her thoughts on how her time as…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…

Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military
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Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking their transgender military ban to the Supreme…

Joker And Harley Quinn Wreak Havoc In Latest LEGO Batman Cash Grab
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Joker And Harley Quinn Wreak Havoc In Latest LEGO Batman Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some more LEGO Batman action? I sure hope so, because Warner Bros. Games just…

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