FBI Stuck With Biden’s Brilliant Real Estate Decision Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A…
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Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical
In a shocking turn of events, Danko Jones, the frontman of the Canadian rock band, has confirmed that their next…
Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash
The latest adaptation of the DC Comics series, Lanterns, is set to take the small screen by storm, and it’s…
Trump Needs Help With Party Planning Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is asking the Supreme Court to allow him…
Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rockstar nostalgia? 🤯 Because HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES just kicked off their first…
Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…
Birds Ruin Everything Including American Airlines Flight
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story involving an American Airlines Boeing 737 that hit some…
Jurors Stumble Upon Something Actually Interesting In DC Trial
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, there was a trial in Washington’s federal court last month,…
Trump’s Ballroom Remains Unfinished Because Priorities
So, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s White House ballroom project, and I have to say, it’s been a…
Rioter Demands Refund For Trying To Overthrow Government
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the January 6th saga, and I have to…