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EUROPE Finally Decides to Bless Us with Another Album ‘Come This Madness’ Because We Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Their Brand of Cheesy Rock, Drops ‘One On One’ Single to Prepare Us for Impending Glory
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EUROPE Finally Decides to Bless Us with Another Album ‘Come This Madness’ Because We Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Their Brand of Cheesy Rock, Drops ‘One On One’ Single to Prepare Us for Impending Glory

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Get ready for the most epic comeback of the year, folks! 🤩 After a whole nine years, the Swedish hard…

Why Was ‘Gen V’ Canceled Because Apparently Zombies and Superheroes Aren’t Cool Anymore
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Why Was ‘Gen V’ Canceled Because Apparently Zombies and Superheroes Aren’t Cool Anymore

FinnApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

So, you’re wondering why Gen V was canceled? Well, join the club, folks, because apparently, a lot of people are…

ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’
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ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’

Chord F. DiscordApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

So, you want to be a rockstar, huh? 🤟 Well, let me tell you, it’s not all groupies and sold-out…

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Reformation Sample Sale Because You Definitely Need More Overpriced Hipster Clothes

Chuck B. BallsyApril 19, 2026

🛍️ Reformation Sample Sale — DC, hosted by Eclipse, is coming to Washington, DC, offering up to 80% off 🤯…

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Another Excuse for DC to Throw a Party and Call it a Historical Celebration

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

In 2026, DC celebrates 21st Anniversary of Emancipation Day 🎉

Tom Holland Reveals What Brand New Day Reshoots Add to Film Except It’s Probably Just More of Him Making Sad Puppy Eyes
Reshoots: Because Your Movie Wasn't Already Perfect, Apparently 🤷‍♂️
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Tom Holland Reveals What Brand New Day Reshoots Add to Film Except It’s Probably Just More of Him Making Sad Puppy Eyes

FinnApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

So, you’ve heard the rumors, folks: reshoots are the kiss of death for any movie. Or are they? 🤔 I…

GOP lawmakers vent frustration over Trump admin’s Iran war info drought — because who needs transparency when you’ve got chaos?
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GOP lawmakers vent frustration over Trump admin’s Iran war info drought — because who needs transparency when you’ve got chaos?

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Trump’s America Unbowed: House RINOs Whine as Iranian Regimes Shake in Their Sandals So let me get this straight –…

THE PRETTY RECKLESS’s TAYLOR MOMSEN: ‘My New Obsession’s Crocheting. I Find It Meditative.’
Taylor Momsen’s Crochet Addiction Saves THE PRETTY RECKLESS from the Edge of Sanity
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THE PRETTY RECKLESS’s TAYLOR MOMSEN: ‘My New Obsession’s Crocheting. I Find It Meditative.’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

In what can only be described as a cosmic act of mercy, THE PRETTY RECKLESS has finally emerged from a…

NASHVILLE PUSSY RETURNS WITH ’10 INCHES OF PUSSY SEASON 1′ EP AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF QUIETUDE
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NASHVILLE PUSSY RETURNS WITH ’10 INCHES OF PUSSY SEASON 1′ EP AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF QUIETUDE

Chord F. DiscordMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Oh, look! Nashville Pussy’s back from their eight-year nap with a shiny new EP! 🍆💅 And before you ask, no,…

Damon Lindelof Clarifies ‘Lantern’ Comments: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Backpedaling
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Damon Lindelof Clarifies ‘Lantern’ Comments: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Backpedaling

FinnMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

If you don’t know anything about DC Comics or Green Lantern, I would imagine that based on the trailers for…

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