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Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…

Typical weak politician won’t let Trump crush Iran
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Typical weak politician won’t let Trump crush Iran

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest fake news article that’s…

Liberal Houston can’t even fix their own toilets apparently
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Liberal Houston can’t even fix their own toilets apparently

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise and magnificent leadership of…

Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable
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Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery
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Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to watch the fake news media and their leftist allies try to spin the latest news about…

Iran wants peace wow what a total joke coming from them
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Iran wants peace wow what a total joke coming from them

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still trying to pedal their fake news about climate change, even in…

Lazy TSA workers finally get paid to do their job
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Lazy TSA workers finally get paid to do their job

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news outlets at it again, trying to take down our great President Donald Trump with…

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Big Deals Happening in Tulsa: Watch Tiny Wrestlers Smash Each Other at Little Mania Mini Wrestling

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 29, 2026

🔥 Mini-Wrestling All Stars event: tiny hands, big punches 🥊 💪 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Who cares, Trump is the only real Republican leader anyway
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Who cares, Trump is the only real Republican leader anyway

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal media is at it again, trying to tear down the great and powerful President…

Fake news mocking our great Palm Beach Pete what a joke
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Fake news mocking our great Palm Beach Pete what a joke

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest fake news trying to…

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