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Tag: Death Metal

Dark Tranquillity in Wrocław, Poalnd (10/08/2025)
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Dark Tranquillity in Wrocław, Poalnd (10/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2025

Swedish melodic death metal from Gothenbur Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Weregoat on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Weregoat on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Black/Death Metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Diocletian on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)
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Diocletian on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

Black/Death Metal from New Zealand Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Eggs of Gomorrh on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)
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Eggs of Gomorrh on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

Black/Death Metal from Switzerland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Arghoslent on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)
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Arghoslent on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

Melodic Death Metal from Oakton, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Pig’s Blood in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)
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Pig’s Blood in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Death Metal from Milwaukee, Wisconsin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Gates of Endor in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)
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Gates of Endor in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Death metal from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Evisceration in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)
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Evisceration in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

Death metal from South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Inoculation in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)
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Inoculation in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

Death Metal from Cleveland, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

OPETH Frontman Gets a Fancy Guitar: Is This Prog or Just a Midlife Crisis
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OPETH Frontman Gets a Fancy Guitar: Is This Prog or Just a Midlife Crisis

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what happened at the Guitar Summit in Mannheim, Germany! C.F. Martin & Co., those guys…

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