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Tag: Death Metal

Wolfheart at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Wolfheart at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Melodic Death Metal from Finland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

God Dethroned at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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God Dethroned at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Blackened Death Metal from Netherlands Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Putridity at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Putridity at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Cephalotripsy at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Cephalotripsy at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Emasculator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Emasculator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Prague, Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Cerebral Hemorrhage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Cerebral Hemorrhage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from New York, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness
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DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

Oh boy, what a night it was! 🤣 The infamous DETHKLOK concert on Saturday, May 16 at Landmark Credit Union…

Blackwater Drowning in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
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Blackwater Drowning in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Melodic Death Metal from Salisbury, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

200 Stab Wounds in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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200 Stab Wounds in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Death metal from Cleveland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Ingested in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Ingested in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from United Kingdom Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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