SIX FEET UNDER’s JACK OWEN: CHRIS BARNES Is ‘Very Approachable’ And ‘Very Relatable’ (Because He’s Not Actually A Zombie)
In a shocking revelation that has the metal community clutching their chest plates in disbelief, Jack Owen of SIX FEET…
Tag: Death Metal
Jaw Jacked in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
Brutal Death Metal from Spartanburg, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
SKINDRED Drops ‘Can I Get A’ – Because Apparently We All Need A Reminder That The New Album ‘You Got This’ Exists
Welsh ragga metal legends SKINDRED have unleashed their latest sonic abomination, “Can I Get A,” proving once again that combining…
BEHEMOTH’s Bangkok Concert: Where Even The Gods Of Death Metal Were Like “Bruh, That’s Too Much”
Well, well, well, look who decided to grace Thailand with their unholy presence! BEHEMOTH, the Polish black/death metal titans who’ve…
Cephalotripsy in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
Slam/Brutal Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Saturnus in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)
Melodic Doom/Death Metal from Denmark Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Stabbing in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
Brutal Death Metal from Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME—those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…
Top 5 Most Brutal Death Metal Bands: Enter at Your Own Risk
You’ve been warned! 💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
ARCH ENEMY Snags Ex-ONCE HUMAN Vocalist LAUREN HART, Unleashes ‘To The Last Breath’ – Prepare Your Eardrums!
Move over, Alissa White-Gluz — there’s a new scream queen in town. Swedish/American extreme metal overlords ARCH ENEMY have officially…