Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence
Breaking News: Alice Cooper Still Alive, Still Rocking, Still Scaring Parents 🤯 I just can’t even right now. The news…
Tag: Death
Tennessee Prisons Chief Resigns After Botched Execution Attempt Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The head of Tennessee’s prison system, Frank Strada, is resigning after…
Kory Clarke Still Working On Album Because You Clearly Needed More
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… WARRIOR SOUL is…
Gypsy Rose’s boyfriend calls it quits on life at 34
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Urker, the partner of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, has died at…
Christa Pike Still Alive Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Christa Pike, the woman who was supposed to be executed in…
Christa Pike Outlives Own Execution in Bureaucratic Miracle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Christa Pike, the woman who was supposed to be the first…
Tomas Lindberg’s Latest Side Hustle Drops In November
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some devastating news? 🤯 Sweden’s D-Beat titans DISFEAR are releasing their long-awaited, ferocious…
Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album
I can barely contain my excitement as I write these words: NILE, the legendary technical death metal band, is still…
Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…
Wladimir Klitschko shields daughter’s loot from drama queen mom
It seems like Wladimir Klitschko, the ex-fiancé of actress Hayden Panettiere, is trying to protect his daughter’s inheritance after her…